Free to a good home:
14 month old baby girl, goes by the name Bettie. However, she's still young enough to re-train; you can change her name if you'd like.
She is completely housebroken and sleeps like an angel. Never cries or throws tantrums or causes any stress at all.*
She also comes with tons of accessories: clothes, diapers, snacks, toys, etc., etc.**
*These are all lies. Why else would we be giving her away for FREE?
**Also comes with two siblings.